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Ocean Man 69G is an Indian reserve of the Ocean Man First Nation in Saskatchewan. In the 2016 Canadian Census, it recorded a population of 0 living in 0 of its 0 total private dwellings.
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Henry Jervis-White-Jervis was a British army officer and a Conservative politician who sat in the House of Commons from 1859 to 1880.
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