{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"type":"standard","title":"L. E. J. Brouwer","displaytitle":"L. E. J. Brouwer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q155887","titles":{"canonical":"L._E._J._Brouwer","normalized":"L. E. J. Brouwer","display":"L. E. J. Brouwer"},"pageid":172896,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Luitzen_Egbertus_Jan_Brouwer.jpeg","width":268,"height":326},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Luitzen_Egbertus_Jan_Brouwer.jpeg","width":268,"height":326},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278299052","tid":"683f3f83-f6bd-11ef-810d-a7315249761c","timestamp":"2025-03-01T16:51:23Z","description":"Dutch mathematician and logician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._E._J._Brouwer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._E._J._Brouwer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._E._J._Brouwer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L._E._J._Brouwer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._E._J._Brouwer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/L._E._J._Brouwer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._E._J._Brouwer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L._E._J._Brouwer"}},"extract":"Luitzen Egbertus Jan \"Bertus\" Brouwer was a Dutch mathematician and philosopher who worked in topology, set theory, measure theory and complex analysis. Regarded as one of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century, he is known as one of the founders of modern topology, particularly for establishing his fixed-point theorem and the topological invariance of dimension.","extract_html":"
Luitzen Egbertus Jan \"Bertus\" Brouwer was a Dutch mathematician and philosopher who worked in topology, set theory, measure theory and complex analysis. Regarded as one of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century, he is known as one of the founders of modern topology, particularly for establishing his fixed-point theorem and the topological invariance of dimension.
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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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