{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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Berardino Rota was an Italian Renaissance humanist and poet.
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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