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{"type":"standard","title":"Bulgaria at the 1992 Summer Paralympics","displaytitle":"Bulgaria at the 1992 Summer Paralympics","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17760680","titles":{"canonical":"Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics","normalized":"Bulgaria at the 1992 Summer Paralympics","display":"Bulgaria at the 1992 Summer Paralympics"},"pageid":50800039,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg/330px-Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg.png","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg/1000px-Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg.png","width":1000,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263796070","tid":"67a731bd-bd69-11ef-814c-d65801d9984e","timestamp":"2024-12-18T17:56:28Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bulgaria_at_the_1992_Summer_Paralympics"}},"extract":"Bulgaria competed at the 1992 Summer Paralympics in Barcelona, Spain. 7 competitors from Bulgaria won 3 medals made up of 1 gold and 2 silver and finished joint 38th in the medal table along with Panama.","extract_html":"
Bulgaria competed at the 1992 Summer Paralympics in Barcelona, Spain. 7 competitors from Bulgaria won 3 medals made up of 1 gold and 2 silver and finished joint 38th in the medal table along with Panama.
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