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The Battle of Colhuacatonco was fought on 20 June 1521 during the late stages of the Siege of Tenochtitlan between Spanish-Tlaxcalan forces and the Mexica Empire. It is regarded as the most important victory achieved by the Mexica during the siege.
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S.S.D. Barletta 1922 is an Italian association football club located in Barletta, Apulia. Currently it plays in Eccellenza Apulia.
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