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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004) is the fourth and penultimate book written by George Carlin. He came up with the title because it offends all three major religions. The book at first was not sold at Wal-Mart because its cover, which portrays Da Vinci's The Last Supper, depicted Carlin sitting next to the empty seat of Jesus. It is the third book by Carlin, the previous ones being Napalm and Silly Putty (2001) and Brain Droppings (1997). It was followed by the posthumous publication in 2009 of his \"sortabiography\" Last Words.
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Giorgi Leonidze was a Georgian poet, prose writer, and literary scholar.
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